Nosferatu the Vampyre (aka Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht) (Werner Herzog, 1979)

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A real estate agent sent to Transylvania to secure a house deal with a reclusive count gets more than he bargained for upon discovering his new client is a bloodsucking undead fiend. Werner Herzog’s (Aguirre, the Wrath of God; Woyzeck) … Continued

Black Sunday (aka The Mask of Satan) (Mario Bava, 1960)

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A diabolical witch and her partner who were executed 200 years ago return from the grave to possess the body of her identical descendant. How exactly does one begin a review on such a seminal horror classic as Black Sunday? … Continued

The Night of the Sorcerers (La Noche De Los Brujos) (Amando de Ossorio, 1974)

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A group of researchers travel to Africa to determine the cause of the strange disappearance of elephants in the area. With their sluts in tow they soon discover the truth; a voodoo tribe resurrects itself nightly complete with vampiric leopard … Continued

Alcoholocaust or How Bronchitis Anally Raped My Boo-kkake Plans and Filled Me with a Thick Load of Depression due to Low Blood Alcohol a.k.a. From Dusk til Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (Scott Spiegel, 1999)

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So, yea. It was my bright idea to do 31 days of horror and my better half, the man who is always supportive of even the slightest motivation I have (“Yay! You’re gonna take a bath today!! Woohoo!) accepts responsibility … Continued

Lust For a Vampire (Jimmy Sangster, 1971)

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Beautiful debutante Carmilla Karnstein is resurrected forty years after her death and begins to attend the local all-girl boarding school; rumors abound about the family’s evil deeds and black magic rites. Soon she manages to make the school headmasters fall … Continued