Without Warning (aka It Came Without Warning) (Greydon Clark, 1980) Part 2 in a series of collaborative Love/Hate Reviews

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A giant alien comes to the backwoods of Earth to hunt long pig. Jocelyn:  I hate science fiction, I hate aliens & I hate outer space. That being said, I hate this fucking movie. It has no plot beyond what … Continued

Devil Girl from Mars (1954, David MacDonald)

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  Women win the battle of the sexes on Mars & rule with pretty, iron fists. The downside they weren’t expecting was the loss of baby batter. Nyah comes to Earth seeking seed in this ridiculously written albeit watchable British … Continued

Night of the Creeps (Fred Dekker, 1986)

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Alien space-slugs invade a college campus during rush week. There’s an awesome 50s backstory, it’s got Tom Atkins and it’s probably the most fun you’ll have watching a horror movie. Did I mention Tom Atkins? That’s right. Tom. Motherfucking. Atkins. … Continued

Alien Prey (aka Prey, The Destructer) (Norman J. Warren, 1978)

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A vicious alien lands on earth and is taken in by an isolated lesbian couple after assuming the form of his first human victim. A simple premise drives this unassuming tale from Norman J. Warren (Inseminoid, Satan’s Slave) that’s not … Continued

The Incredible Melting Man (William Sachs, 1977)

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When a space exploration mission goes awry, the lone surviving astronaut finds himself quarantined due to some strange alien affliction in which his body starts to slowly melt away. Requiring human cells to live, he escapes and goes on a … Continued

Galaxy of Terror (Bruce D. Clark, 1981) – Part 2 in a series of collaborative monster rape reviews

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Nom DePlume: So I went into Galaxy of Terror thinking….it’s Corman, it has (again, oddly enough) monster rape…it’ll totally be awesome, cause, shit! It took me 32 yrs to watch Humanoids from the Deep and look how pleasantly surprised I … Continued

Attack of the Crab Monsters (Roger Corman, 1957)

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A group of scientists get stranded on a remote (and rapidly shrinking) island to study the effects of nuclear weapons testing. They soon discover that the island is inhabited by enormous, mutant, talking crabs! There’s an STD joke in there … Continued

Forbidden World (aka Mutant) (Allan Holzman, 1982)

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A space cop dude arrives at a research lab on a distant planet where the scientists there have had an experiment go awry (surprise!). The mutated flesh thing runs amok and wrecks shit. Laser guns, boobies and high heels ensue. … Continued