Without Warning (aka It Came Without Warning) (Greydon Clark, 1980) Part 2 in a series of collaborative Love/Hate Reviews

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A giant alien comes to the backwoods of Earth to hunt long pig. Jocelyn:  I hate science fiction, I hate aliens & I hate outer space. That being said, I hate this fucking movie. It has no plot beyond what … Continued

Island Claws (Hernan Cardenas, 1980)

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Killer crabs take over a small island community. There’s a leaking nuclear power plant and lab geeks using growth hormones but whitey is convinced that it’s those damn Haitians and their voodoo causing all the mayhem!  I’ll be the first … Continued

Contraband (aka Luca Il Contrabbandiere) (Lucio Fulci, 1980)

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Cigarette smugglers get fucked up when a rival crime boss starts pushing drugs on their turf. The film centers on one of the mafia Capos, Luca (Fabio Testi; What Have You Done to Solange?, Four of the Apocalypse), who has … Continued

Madness (aka Vacanze Per Un Massacro) (Fernando Di Leo, 1980)

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A violent escaped convict returns to the place where he stashed a bag of stolen money, only to discover a group of people vacationing at the hiding spot. In this lackluster exploitation entry from Fernando Di Leo (Naked Violence, The … Continued

Night of Death! (aka La Nuit de la Mort!) (Raphaël Delpard, 1980)

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A young lady accepts a nursing job at a creepy old age home where everyone is seemingly crazy or cantankerous or both. When the girl she was hired to assist goes missing, she slowly starts to discover that something very … Continued

The Hearse (George Bowers, 1980)

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A woman trying to recover from a mental breakdown decides to summer at the creepy, old house that’s been bequeathed to her. The townsfolk treat her poorly due to her family’s association with Satanism. Is it just local lore or … Continued

Patrick Still Lives (aka Patrick Vive Ancora ) (Mario Landi, 1980)

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  After receiving an unfortunate bottle-to-the-face while looking under the hood of his broken-down car, Patrick falls into an irreversible coma. Fast forward to mad-scientist fueled telekinesis set to revenge and scads of hot Euro sluts making me horny. This … Continued

Humanoids From the Deep (aka Monster) (Barbara Peeters, 1980) – part 1 in a series of collaborative monster rape reviews

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Scientific experimentation goes awry causing mutated fishmen to rise from the sea and terrorize a small coastal village by killing their men and raping their women. Razor88: Fishmen rape action? Sign me the fuck up! Humanoids From the Deep is … Continued