He Knows You’re Alone (aka Blood Wedding) (Armand Mastroianni, 1980)

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Brides-to-be in Staten Island are getting bumped off by some wacko with matrimonial issues and a penchant for poking sluts with a knife. You gotta love that title. The general consensus on He Knows You’re Alone seems to be poor, … Continued

Bloody Pit of Horror (aka Il Boia Scarlatto) (Massimo Pupillo, 1965)

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A group of vapid assholes break into a remote castle in order to take cover pictures for trashy novels. Unbeknownst to them, the castle is inhabited by a reclusive sadist with a mandate for punishing dirty whores and their ilk. … Continued

Werewolves on Wheels (Michel Levesque, 1971)

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  The Devil’s Advocates MC inadvertently eat the offerings of Satan & find themselves trapped in a cycle of evil that has some pretty hairy *ahem* results. Jocelyn: I LOVE this god damned movie so much it hurts! Equal parts … Continued

Date Bait (O’Dale Ireland, 1960)  

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A teen couple runs into trouble when the girl’s ex-boyfriend returns home from rehab and takes exception to her dating another lad. Car chases, switchblades and awkward dance sessions ensue. O’Dale Ireland returns after the not-so-classic High School Caesar with … Continued

Island Claws (Hernan Cardenas, 1980)

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Killer crabs take over a small island community. There’s a leaking nuclear power plant and lab geeks using growth hormones but whitey is convinced that it’s those damn Haitians and their voodoo causing all the mayhem!  I’ll be the first … Continued

Back with a Bang!

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[ddownload id=”4714″] Jesus! This upgrade was a fucking BEAST! (& not the hot Borowczyk kind!) Between having to reinsert Every. Single. Fucking. Picture. Manually. & getting used to a whole new platform that gave us control over the finest details… … Continued

White Slaves of Chinatown (Joseph P. Mawra, 1964)

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Olga, a sadistic member of a powerful crime syndicate recruits young women who are out of their element, brainwashing and getting them hooked on drugs in order to force them to sell their bodies and traffic drugs for her profit … Continued

Class of 1984 (Mark Lester, 1982)

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A new teacher arrives at an out-of-control school that is overrun with gangs, drugs and violence. It’s punks vs. authority in a psychotic fight to the death! Duane: Ah, Class of 1984. How many times have I enjoyed you over … Continued

The Cannibal Man (aka La Semana Del Asesino, L’appartamento del 13° piano) (Eloy de la Iglesia, 1971)

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After accidentally killing a cab driver while protecting his fiancée, a young man spirals further and further into a web of murder in an effort to cover up his crime. As much as the overly sensationalistic international title would like … Continued

The Church Flakes Out: An Introspective Retrospective on Recent Film Observations (Part Two)

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I’ve been wrestling with apathy the last several months so here’s about the most give-a-shit that I can muster. Enjoy (or not).  Love, Nom   Straight on Till Morning – Finally cracked the seal on my Hammer box set and … Continued

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