A word about the Official COSDS Nunspank rating system:
Since we enjoy everything from Kurosawa to Kaufman our rating
system reflects our own unique palate.
We ignore things like public opinion, box office, awards &
All films are judged purely on our own enjoyment of them, whether
that comes in the form of tenting our pants or breaking our hearts.


  I can’t fucking believe I watched this piece of shit.
 There’s something redeemable but you have to work for it.
Worthy of a place in your collection.
Holy shit, that was good!
 If you don’t already own & love this movie you’re a god damned moron.
The half scores are exactly that – halfway between the two ratings; don’t be retarded.
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Love, Jocelyn & Duane
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