Night of the Creeps (Fred Dekker, 1986)

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Alien space-slugs invade a college campus during rush week. There’s an awesome 50s backstory, it’s got Tom Atkins and it’s probably the most fun you’ll have watching a horror movie. Did I mention Tom Atkins? That’s right. Tom. Motherfucking. Atkins. … Continued

Frankenstein ’80 (Mario Mancini, 1980)

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A sleazy Italian exploitation based (albeit loosely) on Mary Shelley’s classic tale. This Frankenstein rapes! What more could you want?! I know, I know. Here we go again. Here comes Nom with her biased bullshit about how amazing shitty Italian … Continued

The Antichrist (aka L’anticristo) (Alberto De Martino, 1974)

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A troubled, paralyzed woman becomes easy prey for the Devil in this Italian Exorcist knock-off.   What do you get when you cross Bruno Nicolai, Ennio Morricone, Joe D’Amato, Alberto De Martino, Mel Ferrer and Carla Gravina?  Mmmhmm. One of … Continued

The Hearse (George Bowers, 1980)

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A woman trying to recover from a mental breakdown decides to summer at the creepy, old house that’s been bequeathed to her. The townsfolk treat her poorly due to her family’s association with Satanism. Is it just local lore or … Continued

The Secret Life: Jeffrey Dahmer (David R. Bowen,1993)

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  This is a fictionalized, low-budget but surprisingly well-done true-crime story of the notorious serial killer, cannibal and necrophile: Jeffrey Dahmer.  Apartment 213 in the house, yo! I have a history with this movie. It started out innocently enough in … Continued

Beast from Haunted Cave (Monte Hellman, 1959)

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A not-so-merry little band of thieves meet up at a ski resort in Deadwood, South Dakota so they can work on what turns out to be the most fantastically boring caper I’ve ever witnessed. As an extreme side-note there’s a … Continued

Slumber Party Massacre (Amy Holden Jones, 1982)

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Trish, an all-American high school girl, decides to invite some girlfriends over for a slumber party while her parents are out of town. Who knew that it would fall on the same weekend that a deranged, murderous psychopath escapes from … Continued

Patrick Still Lives (aka Patrick Vive Ancora ) (Mario Landi, 1980)

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  After receiving an unfortunate bottle-to-the-face while looking under the hood of his broken-down car, Patrick falls into an irreversible coma. Fast forward to mad-scientist fueled telekinesis set to revenge and scads of hot Euro sluts making me horny. This … Continued

Out For Justice (John Flynn, 1991)

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Steven Seagal stars as Det. Gino Felino, a bad-ass cop who knows all about life on both sides of the law. After the in-cold-blood murder of his partner he goes on a manhunt to track down the crack-head pseudo-mafioso responsible. … Continued

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