Without Warning (aka It Came Without Warning) (Greydon Clark, 1980) Part 2 in a series of collaborative Love/Hate Reviews

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A giant alien comes to the backwoods of Earth to hunt long pig. Jocelyn:  I hate science fiction, I hate aliens & I hate outer space. That being said, I hate this fucking movie. It has no plot beyond what … Continued

Devil Girl from Mars (1954, David MacDonald)

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  Women win the battle of the sexes on Mars & rule with pretty, iron fists. The downside they weren’t expecting was the loss of baby batter. Nyah comes to Earth seeking seed in this ridiculously written albeit watchable British … Continued

Horror Hotel (aka City of the Dead) (John Llewellyn Moxey, 1960)

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A pretty college student travels to a forgotten New England village to research a paper on witchcraft. Duane: Nothing says “Halloween” quite like devil cults, ghost towns, and the abuse of a fog machine. John Moxey’s atmospheric tale of a … Continued

Werewolves on Wheels (Michel Levesque, 1971)

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  The Devil’s Advocates MC inadvertently eat the offerings of Satan & find themselves trapped in a cycle of evil that has some pretty hairy *ahem* results. Jocelyn: I LOVE this god damned movie so much it hurts! Equal parts … Continued

Island Claws (Hernan Cardenas, 1980)

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Killer crabs take over a small island community. There’s a leaking nuclear power plant and lab geeks using growth hormones but whitey is convinced that it’s those damn Haitians and their voodoo causing all the mayhem!  I’ll be the first … Continued

Back with a Bang!

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[ddownload id=”4714″] Jesus! This upgrade was a fucking BEAST! (& not the hot Borowczyk kind!) Between having to reinsert Every. Single. Fucking. Picture. Manually. & getting used to a whole new platform that gave us control over the finest details… … Continued

Class of 1984 (Mark Lester, 1982)

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A new teacher arrives at an out-of-control school that is overrun with gangs, drugs and violence. It’s punks vs. authority in a psychotic fight to the death! Duane: Ah, Class of 1984. How many times have I enjoyed you over … Continued

The Church Flakes Out: An Introspective Retrospective on Recent Film Observations (Part Two)

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I’ve been wrestling with apathy the last several months so here’s about the most give-a-shit that I can muster. Enjoy (or not).  Love, Nom   Straight on Till Morning – Finally cracked the seal on my Hammer box set and … Continued

Killing American Style (Amir Shervan, 1990)

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Robert Z’Dar stars (that’s really all we need to say here) as the leader of the most idiotic gang of thugs to ever rob a payroll, plan a prison-bus breakout and take a family hostage. You can actually taste the … Continued

Night Warning aka Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (William Asher, 1982)

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Susan Tyrrell chews up the screen as a domineering and perverse aunt who’ll stop at nothing to keep her ever-growing nephew from leaving the warmth of her psychotic bosom.  All you need to do is answer one question: Can you … Continued

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